I once watched one and ½ episodes of Bikini Warriors because someone (whose tastes I previously respected lol) said it was really good. I just choked my way through High School of the Dead, finally, just to say that I had, and after washing it down with a healthy dose of feel-good again, it made me think of the worst shows I’d ever seen. Though I’m sure it will change in the future, am going with these 10 :)
Geneshaft
yep. Said it before, will say it again… everything about it pissed me off. It’s just terrible. Terrible plot, terrible art, terrible characters, terrible shitty guitar-only soundtrack… it was just terrible. Hands-down the worst I’ve ever seen.
IkkiTousen
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Ecchi that borders on Hentai every second of every episode, but the constant barrage of camel toe and nudity and sex and yuri-overload isn’t what irritated me most about Ikkitousen. No, it’s the fact that everyone is all BFF towards each other, then fight like hell for no reason, then 10 seconds later go right back to being BFFs again. Seriously, how does that even happen?? The ultra-childish animation all over the place irritated the poo out of me, too.
Phantom Requiem for the Phantom
A surprisingly popular title, I just thought the whole thing was dumb. “I don’t know what’s going on, I just know how to kill people real good”. Whatever.
Samurai Flamenco
It’s like somebody crossed KickAss with Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and then took it full potato. I actually kept watching it to the end just to see how much more inane and horrifically bad it would get. I wasn’t disappointed. But then I was.
Triage-X
When the fanservice gets so bad that it makes a man stop watching a show about a group that goes all Boondock Saints on the evils of the world on superbikes with big guns? Well, you know you’ve just come across something truly awful. Even the collector’s figurines are naked with ridiculously huge racks.
High School of the Dead
The newest addition to the bottom of my barrel. Look, some of my favorite shows are not the greatest, but I love them because they’re pretty original. There was exactly none of that in HOTD. Every zombie apocalypse cliche was present, and just because the title sounds just like Dawn of the Dead, did they have to steal almost all of the movie to make an anime?
Eiken
Seriously, how can those bitches even STAND? Well, the answer is, they can’t. In fact, they fall into quasi-suggestive poses every 8.3 seconds, and if the GGGG chests weren’t annoying enough, that certainly was.
Cross Ange
Probably the biggest disappointment ever. I really got into it despite the TNA everywhere for about the first 9-10 episodes, I thought it was really great. Then it turned really not great, and the TNA got a little too much. Then the dumbass story got to be too much. Then there was the attempted rape. Then there was just a WTF ending. This anime was like taking a bite out of the best grilled teriyaki chicken breast you’ve ever had, and then finding it pink and runny in the middle on the second bite.
Expelled from Paradise
Found this on Netflix and the artwork looked amazing, so I watched it. The artwork was amazing, everything else was not. Like HOTD, every cliche they could pack into this one came gift-wrapped with a name befitting the lameness (Balzac?? Are you KIDDING me?!). Is just your basic Tsundere all-biz woman meets slacker guy who outplays her every move, some shit happens, and suddenly they’re riding off into the dusty sunset together for an adventure called life. You’ve already seen this movie a thousand times, so don’t bother watching it again.
School Days
Bruh, if you waded all the way through this cestpool, I don’t really need to say anything else. Not too many characters in the world of anime are easier to hate than Makoto, the guy is just a grade-A douchebag, but he’s only a tracing paper page’s thickness more despicable than everybody else.There was exactly nothing going on from the first episode to the last episode but dumbasses having sex without a condom, which only increased the chances of one of these dumbasses winding up prego and popping out more dumbasses.
